“Bruiser the Fusion” – A Review (NSFW)

Content note: This is a review of a sex toy. It will get saucy and there are pictures of the toy (no porn, sorry!) below the break.

Twitter-following Zinnia Jones is having an influence on me… She gets sexy and talks about her toys, so I got the idea to review the toy I bought recently.

I got it from Bad Dragon, which is really awesome and if you haven’t ever seen them (and are over 18, obviously), you should check them out. There are a variety of different toys to choose from; the one I bought was Bruiser the Fusion.

Are you ready?

Are you ready for this shit?

Fair amount of space in case you clicked by accident or something

Okay ready now?

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Click to… embiggen. Heh. I’m an adult, I promise.

So yeah, that’s the toy. And since that’s not a very good representation of the scale:

We all know that’s a can of Coke… You don’t have to be insulting about it.

Okay. So. I got this toy from the Adoptions section of the site, specifically because the “flops” are a little bit cheaper. My toy (the green one) was on the flop list because they used mostly extra soft material, with a bit of medium in the tip. Extra soft is the one they make the pocket vaginas out of, if that gives you perspective. It’s meant to be squishy. As such, the toy is very squishy and floppy. It doesn’t stay straight and it doesn’t have a lot of penetrative power. It’s useable, but you have to sort of unceremoniously stuff it in and/or use lots of lube.

The ridges are sometimes a little too much on my g-spot area, depending on how sensitive I am. It’s also not quite big-around enough on the end, so I pretty much have to use the full toy to get anything out of it (which I’m not necessarily complaining about). I think if I had gotten it in the slightly larger size and higher firmness I would be a lot happier with it. Perhaps just the higher firmness would solve it.

All in all, not the best buy but also not the worst. I think when it’s less of a shiny-new-toy I’ll probably reinforce it with something on the inside. I’m not sure how to go about that yet, but we’ll see. The next Bad Dragon I buy will probably be Vergil the Drippy Dragon in medium size and firmness.

**Added January 11, 2014** I’ve figured out how to utilize the toy in such a way that the floppiness is much less of an issue. And I’m beginning to think that the ridges are fine because they aren’t very firm. Anyway, just wanted to update because it’s actually pretty fun!**

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